Elf War

We start with silent night with the green elves marching.
They stop and we have a pep talk who

Head green elf

Right guys, we've had a tough couple months - preparing to defend our sacred lapland. I'm proud of every one of you for what you've achieved so far... but it's not over yet. We are about to face our biggest challenge yet - the red elves. They have been plotting to destroy everything we've worked for, for no other reason apart from they despise our democracy. But we will not fail!!! We could run, we could hide, but today is not that day. Im ready to stand for this land and for my brothers and sisters, so who's with me?! 

ideas: We have a war banner like the second world war with father christmas pointing finger we want you.
We have the siren when the red evles are about to attack.

Cheers errupt from the crowd of hopeful elves

Old elf 

Well... whilst that was a good peppermint talk. Violence isn't always the answer. 

Young Elf 

Oh shut the elf up!! I'm gonna let them feel my wreath!!!! 

Siresn and bells start playing, commencing the beginning of the Silent Night Siege. Green Elves run around gathering resources, Baulball Grenades, Snowflake Ninja Stars, Candy Cane Swords. 'Epic Version -  Carol of the bells'  starts playing. During this the green elves get into position. 

Red Elves appear in the distance. They slowly approach, the leaders coming face to face. 

----- Fight -----

One of the green elves says to the red elves

Green Elf one

Why are you such bad people

Red Elf one

What are you talking about, you are the bad people, you’ve kidnapped our leader, that why we’re here to fight you

Green Elf two

no we haven’t’ you’re making this up

Suddenly, two former toy makers Mistle and Toe turn up

Mistle

Actually, the red elves are kind of right

Toe

But it's not you green elves that are the problem

Mistle

You see, we got made redundant from making the toys for all the children of the world

Toe

It was the leader of the green elves who made us redundant. He's buying cheap toys from Temu and Shein, saving a lot of money, pocketing the money and children are getting rubbish toys.

Green Elf 3

What's that got to do with you attacking us

Red elf 2

Our leader was about to expose what was going on but was kidnapped before he could do so

Red elf 3

So we're here to rescue her

We wish you a scary Christmas and a Scrappy new year