Elf War
We start with the silent night playing with the green elves marching.
They stop and we have a pep talk from the head green Elf
Head green elf
Right guys, we've had a tough couple months - preparing to defend our sacred lapland. I'm proud of every one of you for what you've achieved so far... but it's not over yet. We are about to face our biggest challenge yet - the red elves. They have been plotting to destroy everything we've worked for, for no other reason apart from they despise our democracy. But we will not fail!!! We could run, we could hide, but today is not that day. Im ready to stand for this land and for my brothers and sisters, so who's with me?!
ideas: We have a war banner like the second world war with father christmas pointing finger we want you.
We have the siren when the red evles are about to attack.
Cheers errupt from the crowd of loyal green elves
Old elf
Well... whilst that was a good peppermint talk. Violence isn't always the answer.
Young Green Elf
Oh shut the elf up!! I'm gonna let the red elves feel my wreath!!!!
Sirens and bells start playing, commencing the beginning of the Silent Night Siege. Green Elves run around gathering resources, Baulball Grenades, Snowflake Ninja Stars, Candy Cane Swords. 'Epic Version - Carol of the bells' starts playing. During this the green elves get into position.
Red Elves appear in the distance. They slowly approach, the leaders coming face to face.
----- Fight -----This will be coreagraphed to Carol of the bells by Alana and Lola. They get to a stalemate, no one has won.
One of the green elves says to the red elves
Green Elf one
Well I think that's a wrap
We then have a rap performance - Maeve and Mia will write
Green Elf one
Why are you such bad people
Red Elf one
What are you talking about, you are the bad people, you’ve kidnapped our leader, that's why we’re here.
Green Elf two
No we haven’t’ you’re making this up
Green Elf leader
Don't listen to what they are saying, it is lies upon lies, they are trying to deceive you
Red Elf Leader
Well, all of you green elves. If you think that it is us telling the lies and not your leader let me introduce you to two people who have no affiliation with the red elves. You may recognise them. Let me call upon Mistle and Toe
Suddenly, two former toy makers Mistle and Toe turn up
Green Elf three
I remember them and many of their co workers. I haven't seen them in ages.
Mistle
You haven't seen us and our colleagues in ages because we were made redundant last year
Green Elf four
Redundant, but why? It was known that you guys are the worlds best toy makers with unmatched quality standards.
Toe
That's right but your Elf leader has decided to buy cheap toys from Temu and Shein, not pay us and pocket the enormous budget into offshore accounts
Green Elf leader
Green Elves, don't allow yourselfes to be fooled by these people. We have to stay united.
Green Elf one
Well, if they are truly lying then why haven't we seen these workers for so long?
Green Elf leader
Errrm, errrm, it's because we moved them to a new facility, miles away from here
Green Elf two
I had a meeting yesterday where I was told complaints of toys breaking have gone through the roof. Has moving the worlds greatest toy makers to a new facility caused an enormous drop in standards?
Green Elf leader
Corners had to be cut as we had to pour money to defend ourselves from the evil red elves
Red Elf two
Evil? We were having nothing to do with you until you kidnapped our leader
Green Elf two
But why would we kidnap your leader
Mistle
Because the leader of the red elves was just about to expose the green elf leader to the world for the crimes they are commiting
Suddenly we see father christmas walk on stage to Stop the cavelry
Father Christmas
Right, I've been listening to all of this and now I realise that you (leader of the green elves) have been lying to me all this time.
The leader of the red elves, turns and tries to run but the green elf soldiers run after him, handcuff him and bring him back before father christmas
Father Christmas
I hereby sentence you to life in the equator. Without suntan lotion
Green elf leader
Nooooooooooo
Father Christmas
As for you red elves, I'm so sorry but thank you for being so brilliant.
And I believe I can give you the best Christmas present ever.
Out walks the leader of the elves to an absolute rousing applause from all except the leader of the green elves. They all join hands and sing war is over John Lennon
We wish you a scary Christmas and a Scrappy new year
Genna suggests a drag queen questions
